Q How many Episcopals does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: Exactly three. Q: How many Lutherans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: We believe the light bulb will be changed by faith, not by works that we do. Q: How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: Change a light bulb with all that water around? Q: How many Presbyterians does it take to change a lightbulb? And finally we need a committee to select the number of people to carry out said process of changing the lightbulb. Then we need a committee to decide the process for changing the lightbulb. Q: How many Congregationalists does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: Well, first we need a committee to decide whether or not to change the light bulb. Q: How many Church members does it take to change a light bulb? Q: Did you know Jesus was a cattle farmer?Ī: Sure, because he always talked about His pair-of-bulls. Q: What kind of car did the Apostles drive?Ī: A Honda, because in the book of Acts it says, “the Apostles were all in one Accord.” Q: What was Jesus’ favorite part of the newspaper? Q: Who was the smallest person in the Bible?Ī: “Bildad the Shu-hite” or “Nee-hi-Miah,” or “Peter who slept on his watch.”Ī: “A Gupee” ( agape means “love” in Greek) Q: Where is the first example of cannibalism in the Bible? Q: Who were the three people in the Bible without Fathers?Ī: Adam, Jesus, and Joshua the son of Nun. Q: Who was the greatest financial planner in the Bible?Ī: Pharaoh’s Daughter, because she went down to the Bank of the Nile and pulled out a profit. Q: How many people went on the Ark before Noah?Ī: Three! Because it is written “And Noah went forth onto the Ark!” Q: What was the first math problem in the Bible?Ī: When God told Adam and Eve to, “Go forth and multiply!” Q: What did Adam and Eve do after they were kicked out of the Garden of Eden? The man sheepishly replied, “My wife told me to stand here.” Then Gabriel turned to the lone man and asked, “How did you come to be in this line?” Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed.” You were appointed to be the heads of your households and you have not fulfilled your purpose. Gabriel said to the first line, “You men ought to be ashamed of yourselves. The line of men who were the true head of their household had just one man standing in it. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending. The women left while the men hurriedly formed two lines. Gabriel continued, “And now we need all of the women to report to Mary and Martha on the other side of the gate.” The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives.”
One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households. At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven, the angel Gabriel appeared and said, “I want all the men to form two lines.
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